Every artifact below was limited to 5 or 15 boxed copies. They will become available for rent again in 5000 years.
Elon Musk's PayPal Microtransactions for #SNES
Wrap, lock and stake your Fartcoins™; participate in FUN & SAFE social media market manipulation campaigns.
KFC Super Double Down Challenge
Collect bacon & cheese to exorcize the ghost of Margarat Thatcher. Build your party with every actor who ever played 'The Colonel'.
SURGE 64
Subject yourself to a relentless onslaught of self-inflicted marketing stress, then utilize that trauma to fight for soda supremecy.
Super O.J. Simpson’s Low-Speed Chase ‘94 for SNES
“On the advice of counsel, I respectfully invoke my Fifth Amendment right and decline to answer.”
M. Night Shyamalan's Blockbuster 2: The Animated Movie: The Official Video Game of the Movie Remastered
With no beginning or end, its the first ever sequel to precede the original.
Idiocracy: Ow!! My Balls, Hosted by America’s Dad Bob Saget Only on The Violence Channnel (Brought To You By Carl’s JR)
Saget gets reanimated and is forced to host a bastardized version of his own flagship program.
I Think You Should Leave Egg Game
One egg is forty eggs. Dude, would you like to buy an 80 pack of eggs?
I Think You Should Leave Supermarket Swap VR for Virtual Boy
One can of Smelly beans: 2 for a bunch. Peppers: UP (one-twelve). We have 'Yesterday's Ham'; only $10 bucks... but don't you take a bite out of one of those stinker clams!
Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse for Virtual Boy
Now with Legs™.
Werner Herzog's Lessons of Darkness
A scorched‑earth documentary experience adapted for stereoscopic red‑black immersion.
My Dinner with Andre VR for Virtual Boy
The headset must stay locked until the Aranygaluska is served. If you don't receive Aranygaluska before your espresso, we will terminate your server on-the-spot.
Super Dirty Work
Experience the definitive reconstruction of the unrated ‘Dirtier Work’ cut of the MGM mandated PG-13 re-cutting of the R-rated film directed by the host of America’s Funniest Home Videos: Bob Saget, which is based on that one Roald Dahl short story "Vengeance is Mine Incorporated"; but instead of experiencing it as a video game, it‘s just a fake display piece. .
Tom Selleck's Reverse Mortgage 64
Description coming soon.
Super Norm MacDonald Live
“Boy, was it hot outside today..
I went out to buy
a California Pizza Kitchen®️
Signature Pepperoni Frozen Flatbread™
and by the time I got home
it was perfectly cooked
and entirely eaten..
..100% true.”
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