Every artifact below was limited to 5 or 15 boxed copies. They will become available for rent again in 5000 years.
Elon Musk's PayPal Microtransactions for #SNES
Wrap, lock and stake your Fartcoins™; participate in FUN & SAFE social media market manipulation campaigns.
KFC Super Double Down Challenge
Collect bacon & cheese to exorcize the ghost of Margarat Thatcher.
SURGE 64
Subject yourself to a relentless onslaught of self-inflicted marketing stress.
Super O.J. Simpson’s Low-Speed Chase ‘94 for SNES
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M. Night Shyamalan's Blockbuster 2: The Animated Movie: The Official Video Game of the Movie Remastered
With no beginning or end, its the first ever sequel to precede the original.
Idiocracy: Ow!! My Balls, Hosted by America’s Dad Bob Saget Only on The Violence Channnel (Brought To You By Carl’s JR)
Saget gets reanimated and is forced to host a bastardized version of his own flagship program.
I Think You Should Leave Egg Game
One egg is forty eggs. Dude, would you like to buy an 80 pack of eggs?
I Think You Should Leave Supermarket Swap VR for Virtual Boy
You will lose control of all your faculties, while playing this game.
Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse for Virtual Boy
A lonely digital future finally meets the hardware that predicted it.
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Werner Herzog's Lessons of Darkness
Experience profound geological despair in glorious portable gaming form.
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My Dinner with Andre VR for Virtual Boy
The headset remains locked until the Aranygaluska is served.
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