(For legal reasons, all conditions are subjective. For cosmic reasons, all conditions are meaningless.)
Very Good
Disc looks like it was viewed only once- that means it's free from normal wear. Perhaps only admired. Maybe just whispered to.
No scratches, scuffs, or signs of existential crisis.
Good
This disc has lived a good life so far. It has been loved and cared for. It has been passed from hand to hand and has normal wear.
Possibly a light scratch or scuff that doesn't affect performance.
The case may have minor shelf wear.
Acceptable
The disc has been through a lot but remains functional. Still plays like a champ. TESTED! Expect visible scratches, scuffs, and perhaps a lingering resentment toward its previous owner.
The outer case may be stained, distressed, or non-existent (just like all of us).
It works, and it knows things...
CLOCKBUSTER is your interdimensional video 'rental' marketplace. We rescue rare and impossible film & gaming artifacts from across multiple timelines, including ours.
We specialize in the curation of customized/personalized OEM game cartridges with replica boxes, VHS clamshell & slipcovers and exclusive DVD boxset restorations.
In the year [REDACTED], a media preservation logistical operation known as CLOCKBUSTER emerged from the hidden tears in our spacetime. Customers wandered into the black void of deep ebay, expecting the usual home entertainment options, only to discover titles no one had ever heard of— documentaries from alternate histories, cartridges for games that never existed, and glimpses of future broadcasts yet to air.
Most physical sites have since “phase-shifted,” according to our Risk Management Department’s reports of temporary temporal uncertainty.
CLOCKBUSTER now operates as a roving temporal retail experience, materializing at carefully selected festivals and markets across the multiverse (in Florida). We continue our corporate mission of rescuing endangered media and finding them safe homes, where they will be loved and cared for.
WARNING: All items exist in quantum superposition (on Ebay). And look out for our booth at:
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