Trusted worldwide for obsolete entertainment and alternate-reality marketing tie-ins.
10% of the cost of the prices will disappear: 9/25 through 10/31
Our cursed and haunted physical-media objects need homes. They're nice and NOT the bad kind of cursed.
We offer automatic combined shipping for a flat $6.66 when you order 2+ haunted item of any kind.
When collecting music, movies and softwares, buy only haunted/cursed items.. This quiets the screams.
All orders come complete with a REMEMBERSHIP CARD.
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Sold-Out Hall of Fame: archival record of successful extractions.
Rare and impossible lost media, extracted from abandoned timelines.
Our media detournement collectibles are nostalgic display objects designed to cause headaches and confusion in the elderly. Each piece uses vintage cartridges and professional prints for maximum confusion.
No exchanges / store credit for wasted time. Space sold separately. Meaning and ennui not included, unless specifically asked for.
(For legal reasons, all conditions are subjective. For cosmic reasons, all conditions are meaningless.)
The commercial activity associated with the Clockbuster name is limited to the creation, exhibition, and sale of independently produced parody and détournement objects. The sale of DVDs, VHS tapes, CDs, games, and other authentic physical media is conducted separately under Obsolete House L.L.C. and does not constitute part of the Clockbuster creative practice.
Clockbuster therefore occupies an expressive field distinct from the commercial activities of any entertainment, software, gaming, rental, or media company whose marks, imagery, terminology, products, or historical identity may become the subject of a Clockbuster work.
The objects produced under the Clockbuster name are deliberately constructed as parody, satire, détournement, historical fiction, and material commentary. Recognizable cultural references may be incorporated precisely so that they can be altered, distorted, displaced, or placed within an absurd or fictional context. Their purpose is communicative and expressive. The recognizable source material establishes the subject or point of reference, while the alteration establishes the independent meaning of the work.
Any reference to an established mark, product, character, institution, or other element of commercial culture is made as expressive material within an independently created work. The resulting object is materially altered and presented under the Clockbuster house identity, rather than represented as an authentic product, authorized work, or commercial offering of the referenced entity.
The Clockbuster website functions exclusively as an exhibition, presentation, and narrative environment for this expressive practice. It is not operated as a storefront for the goods, services, or commercial channels of any referenced company. Its fictional continuity, alternate-history material, product descriptions, and surrounding lore provide the artistic context in which the objects are presented and understood.
Nothing in the presentation of a Clockbuster work represents or implies that the referenced entity manufactured, licensed, authorized, sponsored, endorsed, or distributed the work. The distinction between the original commercial identity and the altered Clockbuster object is fundamental to the character, meaning, and presentation of the work.
Clockbuster's use of recognizable commercial references is therefore undertaken as part of an independent practice of parody, criticism, commentary, and détournement. The works are created and presented under an independent house identity and are intended to communicate meanings distinct from those of the commercial products, services, or entities they reference.
Our Pledge to the Enviornment
Forgotten media formats plague our landfills by the hundreds of TRILLIONS of kilos, probably! Cool down the Earth, because it's feeling too hot. You can help today with a purchase of literally anything in our store.
AUSTERITY EDITION
A clean OEM cartridge retaining the quiet indignity of its original, abandoned timeline.
RARE HOLOGRAPHIC EDITION
A clean OEM cartridge distinguished by the application of a custom holographic front label and possibly some light ephemera.
CIB EDITION
Primed, painted and sealed OEM Nintendo shells, custom-colored holographic front and back labels, and supplementary gags/items mark each Legendary unit as a fully-retarded concept.
? EDITION
Are you in possession of information regarding the location of abandoned timeline openings? If so, please include the coordinates in your 'Remembership Form' below.
PHASE 1 [ACTIVE]
Temporal Retrieval: Extract artifacts from errant timelines that God has abandoned. Uses a nuclear-modified 1996 56k ActionTec AOL modem kit, running on an unlimited supply of expired AOL free-trial discs. Transfers lost media from alternate realities. Sponsored by America Online dial-up service.
PHASE 2 [ACTIVE]
Conditioning & Conversion. Proprietary Nostalgic Endowment Effect assigns a sense of ownership prior to purchase.
2.111 Choice Compression & Artificial scarcity. Urgency implied and supply denied.
2.2222 Artifact Quantity Protocol: Five (5) copies per Exclusive. Beginning 2026: fifteen (15) copies "to satisfy projected demand while preserving the illusion of restraint."
2.33333 Price Mysticism: Charm prices extend into comically inane repdigits. Partitioned Pricing to reduce perceived total cost.
2.444444 Ridiculous & Confusing™ sales events, discounts and promotions.
2.5555555 Satire and Fair Use: Fully interpolated. All legal doctrine conformed to.
2.66666666 Reciprocity & Social Proof: Small acts of giving. Trust accumulated organically.
2.699999999 Deploy free custom marketing materials to artists who didn't ask for them.
PHASE 3 [IN PROGRESS]
Public Compliance. Sold-out artifacts, field sightings, and retail deployments are recorded for future remembership review.
Contact portal to come forward with knowledge about newly abandoned timelines to extract from.
Sales@clockbuster.net