Extract artifacts from errant timelines that God has abandoned. To do this, we use a nuclear-modified 1996 56k ActionTec AOL modem kit (running on an unlimited supply of expired AOL free-trial discs), which transfers lost media (sponsored by America Online dial-up service) from alternate realities. (Expires September 30, 2025)
Each collectible Clockbuster Exclusive release is limited to five (5) boxed copies. Each OEM cartridge has a unique color scheme, making each release one-of-a-kind. Our proprietary "Nostalgic Endowment Effect" increases value by assigning a sense of ownership before purchase. We use emotional priming with vintage parts, for subtle stimuli presented to shape subsequent perceived 'choices'. Artificial scarcity will limit what is displayed and reduce the burdon of your percieved 'choice'. Urgency is implied without actual deadlines. Charm prices needlessly extend into comically inane repdigits to exploit the left-digit bias. Authority bias asserted by visual cues of our own expertise used to increase compliance and drive conversions. Small acts of reciprocity and modest concessions are core to our strategic tools for driving customer retention. Social Proof will be accumulated organically. Color Associations: red assigned to urgency, green to safety, blue to trust. Partitioned Pricing: fees separated to reduce perceived total cost. These releases are fully interpolated to conform with all legal doctrine.
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