CLOCKBUSTER $ Tax Day Compliance 6.000% OFF Sale
Clockbuster Video Rental Store
Rewind Reality
Loyal income-tax payees will receive an automatic 6.000% off everything for our Tax Day Compliance Savings Protocol.

CLOCKBUSTER

Tax Day Sales Event Extravaganza

Rare and impossible lost media, extracted from abandoned timelines, then processed under strict bureaucratic scrutiny.

No exchanges/store credit for wasted time. Space sold separately. Meaning and ennui not included.

Phase 1 : Temporal Retrieval

Extract artifacts from errant timelines that God has abandoned. To do this, we use a nuclear-modified 1996 56k ActionTec AOL modem kit (running on an unlimited supply of expired AOL free-trial discs), which transfers lost media (sponsored by America Online dial-up service) from alternate realities. (Expires September 30, 2025)

Phase 2 : Conditioning & Conversion

Our proprietary Nostalgic Endowment Effect assigns a sense of ownership prior to purchase, increasing perceived value through pre-possession.

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Phase 2.1 : Choice Compression & Relief

Artificial scarcity will limit what is displayed and reduce the burden of your perceived 'choice'.

Urgency is implied without actual deadlines.

Phase 2.2 : Artifact Quantity Protocol

Each collectible Clockbuster Exclusive display piece is limited to five (5) boxed copies.

Beginning with the 2026 editions, production will be doubled to ten (10) boxed copies to satisfy projected demand while preserving the illusion of restraint.

Phase 2.3 : Price Mysticism & Left-Digit Compliance

Charm prices needlessly extend into comically inane repdigits to exploit the left-digit bias.

Partitioned Pricing: fees separated to reduce perceived total cost.

Phase 2.4 : Authority Theater & Visual Compliance

Authority bias is asserted by visual cues of our own expertise used to increase compliance and drive conversions.

Color Associations: red assigned to urgency, green to safety, blue to trust.

Phase 2.5 : Reciprocity & Social Proof Accumulation

Small acts of reciprocity and modest concessions are core to our strategic tools for driving customer retention.

Social Proof will be accumulated organically.

Phase 2.6 : Legal Interpolation & Doctrine Conformance

These releases are fully interpolated to conform with all legal doctrine.

Phase 69: Tax Day Extended Mandatory 5.0000% Bureaucratic Markdown Event

It is possible that you may encounter REAL existing physical media in the store.
THIS IS NORMAL.
• DO NOT make sudden movements around the inventory and DO follow CLOCKBUSTER VIDEO on eBay.

Phase 3 (in progress) : Custom Slipcovers

The Neverending Story III / Weird Al Show / Tank Girl / ...ETC

Phase 0 : Inquiries & Remembership