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Condition Guide for Discs

(For legal reasons, all conditions are subjective. For cosmic reasons, all conditions are meaningless.)

Very Good
Disc looks like it was viewed only once- that means it's free from normal wear. Perhaps only admired. Maybe just whispered to.
No scratches, scuffs, or signs of existential crisis.

Good
This disc has lived a good life so far. It has been loved and cared for. It has been passed from hand to hand and has normal wear.
Possibly a light scratch or scuff that doesn't affect performance.
The case may have minor shelf wear.

Acceptable
The disc has been through a lot but remains functional. Still plays like a champ. TESTED! Expect visible scratches, scuffs, and perhaps a lingering resentment toward its previous owner.
The outer case may be stained, distressed, or non-existent (just like all of us).
It works, and it knows things...

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⌛ CLOCKBUSTER VIDEO RENTAL ⌛

CLOCKBUSTER is your interdimensional video 'rental' marketplace. We specialize in sourcing rare and impossible film & gaming artifacts from across multiple timelines, including ours.

From 'prototype' game cartridges that escaped their original timeline to 'special' edition VHS tapes that only exist in parallel dimensions, we curate the most unique collection of gaming and film history that transcends traditional space-time constraints.

Official Corporate History

In 1985, a parallel-dimension video rental chain called CLOCKBUSTER emerged as the dominant force in home entertainment. Unlike its blue-and-yellow counterpart from our realm, The green and gold CLOCKBUSTER specialized in media that leaked through the cracks of spacetime itself.

Clockbusters dimensional retail footprint reached its peak in 1997 with 2,222½ locations. However, during the universe-wide Y2K internet recalibration, then Clockbuster CEO John Pro-Oco passed up on an opportunity to buy out their emerging competitor: NEXTFLIX™.

Since then most CLOCKBUSTER locations phase-shifted into what our Risk Management Department calls "temporary temporal uncertainty."

TODAY

CLOCKBUSTER now operates as a roving temporal retail experience, materializing at carefully selected festivals and markets across the multiverse (in Florida). We continue our corporate mission of providing entertainment options from timelines that should not exist, but somehow do.

WARNING: All items exist in quantum superposition (on Ebay) until GeekFest Ocala, March 23 2025!

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