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Condition Guide for Discs

(For legal reasons, all conditions are subjective. For cosmic reasons, all conditions are meaningless.)

Very Good Disc looks like it was viewed only once. That means it's free from any obvious or significant wear. Perhaps it was only admired. Maybe just whispered to.
No scratches, scuffs, or signs of existential crisis.

Good This disc has lived a good life so far. It has been loved and cared for. It has been passed from hand to hand and has the normal wear you might see on a well-loved disc.
Possibly a light scratch or scuff that doesn't affect performance.
The case may have some significant shelf wear.

Acceptable The disc has been through multiple iterations of the universe. Still plays like a champ. TESTED! Expect visible scratches, scuffs, and perhaps a lingering resentment toward its previous owner.
The outer case may be stained, distressed, or non-existent (just like all of us).

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Rewind Reality

CLOCKBUSTER VIDEO RENTAL

CLOCKBUSTER is your interdimensional video 'rental' service. We extract dead-format games and movies from alternate timelines, then re-rent them to you in this one. We only deal in authentic cultural artifacts from a time when society was dominated by clandestine Bernaysian media manipulation.

NO REFUNDS on wasted Time. Space sold separately. Meaning not included.

We specialize in the preservation & détournement of obsolete media. We transform forgotten formats into collectible props/gags, while also lightening the metric tons of content otherwise bound for landfills.

Official Corporate History

In the year [REDACTED], a logistical operation known as CLOCKBUSTER materialized from an unknown origin through a crack in our spacetime. Its stated mission: to remind you that what you consume also consumes you.

To do this, they use a proprietary, physics-bending, modified 1996 56k ActionTec AOL modem kit (running expired AOL free-trial discs), which transfers lost media from alternate realities directly into your hands. Each distribution is a tiny message of hope, designed to bring awareness to malicious media theory.

TODAY

CLOCKBUSTER operates as a retail hallucination 'experience', while also materializing IRL at carefully selected festivals. Each appearance is a chance for Clockbuster to showcase rediculous & confusing satire products and otherwise smuggle thought-provocation to unsuspecting thought-havers.

WARNING: You will be forced to reconsider the soundtrack to everything you've ever known.

Find us next at November 23rd, 2025 GeekFest Ocala.

Sell your old stuff to us? Have ideas to satarize?

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