CLOCKBUSTER

⌛ CLOCKBUSTER VIDEO RENTAL ⌛

CLOCKBUSTER is your interdimensional video 'rental' marketplace. We specialize in sourcing rare and impossible film & gaming artifacts from across multiple timelines - the games and movies that should have been, could have been, and perhaps never were.

From prototype game cartridges that escaped their original timeline to special edition VHS tapes that only exist in parallel dimensions, we curate the most unique collection of gaming and film history that transcends traditional space-time constraints.

Official Corporate History

In 1985, a parallel-dimension video rental chain called CLOCKBUSTER emerged as the dominant force in home entertainment. Unlike its blue-and-yellow counterpart from our realm, CLOCKBUSTER specialized in media that leaked through the cracks of spacetime itself.

Clockbusters dimensional retail footprint reached its peak in 1997 with 2,222½ locations. However, during the universe-wide Y2K internet recalibration, then Clockbuster CEO passed up on an opportunity to buy out their emerging competitor: NEXTFLIX™.

Since then most CLOCKBUSTER locations phase-shifted into what our Risk Management Department calls "temporary temporal uncertainty."

TODAY

CLOCKBUSTER now operates as a roving temporal retail experience, materializing at carefully selected festivals and markets across the multiverse (in Florida). We continue our corporate mission of providing entertainment options from timelines that should not exist, but somehow do.

WARNING: All items exist in quantum superposition until they appear at GeekFest Ocala on Jan. 19th 2025